This last week has been alright. I got to see my friend Gabe. He moved to Phoenix Arizona recently. Then he came back to say good-bye and that was cool. We went up to outdoor ed on friday and that was cool. We traveled down the canyon at Mr. Carlson's house. I can't wait until we get to rock climb up there. Its so beautiful.
I'm starting to like Amber Caparas, the American Idol contestant. She is one christian who is on fire for God and now is in the spotlight of america. She has some power right now, that is so cool.
Basket ball has been ok. We recently lost against St. George. They are pretty good. We lost by like 40 points. It was bad. If you follow me on Twitter you would know. My username is 15Kenneth15.
I'm going to sum my post up with a really funny joke:
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Kenneth
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